7and8

I was on an aeroplane recently. I had to go potty. The dude in the isle seat finally wakes up so I was able to get out. Just before I get to the lav. someone resembling Dr. Beard-Face ducks into do his business. No worries, I'll wait. And I wait, and wait and wait some more.
Finally I decide that even if he comes out now I don't think I want to go in right after him.
I make my way back to the aft lavs. of the plane because I am ignorant of the atrocities dealt there.

BTW who do they think they are fooling with the floors in the new plane lavs.? I know it is not real hardwood, why are you pretending aeroplane people?