7and8

I've not posted some of (what may be my best material yet) because this is a family blog and some stories would not be funny to all. Yes, I do consider other's feelings, it is a curse.

Contemplation of the day:
If you know exactly how much and what kind of a butt-hole someone is, does that make them easier to deal with? Is butt-hole ignorance bliss?

I knew the second paper wallet wasn't going to last as long as the first shortly after finishing. This one deteriorated too quickly. Did I mention it was made from executive letterhead of a former employee? The wife brought this home from the office to let 7and8 put something intelligent on it. Well this executive letterhead disintegrated quickly to the point I'm wondering if all upper management documentation is ultra biodegradable. Did I mention that I lost my WorldCom job and don't really trust corporate America any more?

I constructed the 3rd wallet in record time and a little sloppily. But it is made from something like 80 bond, laser paper that the aliens had when they crashed in Area 51. I have more confidence in the aliens.