Thursday, October 19, 2006
Health, fatherhood and priorities
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
A walk in the park
No really. I took this when I was walking the dogs in the state park.
Do they have to be so....Childish?
http://games.slashdot.org/games/06/10/18/1442218.shtml
Apparently the school yard game of 'Tag, you're it' has had its run and now must be banned. Further, until teleport technology is perfected I will not allow anyone I know to travel in mobile coffins known as cars. "I've seen too many close calls." said me just now on my blog which will probably be banned for inciting reading which can strain the eyes. But who should listen to self-destructive me. After all I type which could lead to carpal tunnel. I also bike, run and swim as you know is a death wish in motion. I'm glad pro athletes get paid so much to have all of the fun that will soon be outlawed.
I'm going to brush my teeth, pray so that I may avoid choking myself or stabbing myself in the eye. But I'm just a risk taker...That's how I roll.
P.S. Whoever made the decision to ban 'Tag" has kooties.
Apparently the school yard game of 'Tag, you're it' has had its run and now must be banned. Further, until teleport technology is perfected I will not allow anyone I know to travel in mobile coffins known as cars. "I've seen too many close calls." said me just now on my blog which will probably be banned for inciting reading which can strain the eyes. But who should listen to self-destructive me. After all I type which could lead to carpal tunnel. I also bike, run and swim as you know is a death wish in motion. I'm glad pro athletes get paid so much to have all of the fun that will soon be outlawed.
I'm going to brush my teeth, pray so that I may avoid choking myself or stabbing myself in the eye. But I'm just a risk taker...That's how I roll.
P.S. Whoever made the decision to ban 'Tag" has kooties.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
A list for humanity
I once a list on a TV comedy of things to solve that would improve life as we know it. But this list was made up of practical, everyday things. My favorite was "Cure the pee-shiver"
I'd like to add to the list to eliminate pimples that occur inside the nostril.
The Noble prize would be a lock if we did either of these.
I'd like to add to the list to eliminate pimples that occur inside the nostril.
The Noble prize would be a lock if we did either of these.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Our plans went to s**t
Tried to go swimming this afternoon. A pool we know well and go to frequently. On the way down the steps into the pool I thought, "I didn't know the paint was chipped from that step".
The paint wasn't chipped. It was a turd. I couldn't help but think of 'Caddy Shack'
The swim director came out and tested the chemicals in the water. She didn't speak at first, just shook her head.
When are you too old to get a phobia?
The paint wasn't chipped. It was a turd. I couldn't help but think of 'Caddy Shack'
The swim director came out and tested the chemicals in the water. She didn't speak at first, just shook her head.
When are you too old to get a phobia?
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