Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Uncomfort Zone-defense
In these uncertain times one starts to look how they can stretch a buck and maybe get a few more. I was talking to my buddy today about how a regular Joe could pad the ole mattress.
Parking Cars, darning socks, bussing tables, 'enforcement' and hair farm for wig mfg. came up but we weren't excited enough about any of these.
I thought again about the dog poo pick up business and pumping septic tanks, but I hear the pay is $#!t.
Given the new governmental administration perhaps the time is now to be a tire gauge man.
I'd get a huge kick out of smacking the rude cashiers at Stop&Shop around.
A comedian suggested working at the suicide hotline. But what if I wanted to call off work because I was feeling a little down?
When I was a teen my mother hinted heavily that I was headed for ditch digging or gas pumping. I could revisit that pie-in-the-sky dream.
My inventions haven't taken off yet either. Backlit furniture with spring loaded drawers are the wave of the future but I don't think Ethan Allen will be sending me a check anytime soon.
I could play the lottery but then I'm funding schools and Lord knows I don't need any more 'appropriately qualified' competition in the workforce.
I'll have more time to think about it after we cancel cable and our magazine subscriptions. I'm off to steal the neighbor's paper to look and see who needs organ donors and then burn the paper to destroy my malfeasance and keep the heat oil bill down.
Friday, November 14, 2008
From: 7 To: 4
In this particular missive 7&4 are a generation before 7and8...old skool if you will.
I couldn't help but think of you today. Have you noticed how many messages I send to you start with that phrase? There were 2 times in my life you were an S.O.B. ( I know I just insulted -2 but you get what I'm saying ) everything else I focus on you and I are peas in a pod.
Why was I thinking about you? Good question. I was doing some house wiring and installing a new OS today. Why wouldn't I think about you during these routine and mundane tasks? Now that I think about it, that was a silly question.
Quick quiz
Q: What do Mr. T., 6,000,000 , stinky breath and unconditional love have in common?
A: U and I
get it? I'm so cheesy.
I love you and can't wait to see you again. Here for you always. 7 ->the original
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Preparación con siete
1)Rosa juega con Isabel.
2)El gato come el pastel con Isabel.
3)Antonio mira la bicicleta verde.
4)Antonio juega con la pelota amarilla
5)El gato mira la biciclatal roja
6)Isabel juega con la pelota azul.
7)Pablo juega con el gato.
8)Isabel mira la bicicleta.
9)Rosa juega con la pelota amarilla.
10)Antonio come el taco con Isabel.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Major problem - no CDL
Dreams are too weird sometimes.
Last night I was upset because the four seater forklift I was a riding in down the interstate didn't have a radio. I think Coach was driving the forklift. I can't be sure because he didn't talk. A faceless female was keeping pace by walking beside the forklift telling Coach how to drive faster. I'll also mention that in my dream people were less than accommodating to someone driving heavy equipment on the Mass Pike which logically connected to I94 in Ypsilanti. Luckily, I finally got to the dry-ice store. We needed dry-ice because we had fresh fish in danger of going bad. The sunset was breathtaking.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Joy and rapture
7 and 8 learned to arm fart.
Ah, the sounds of boyhood.
I can't wait until lugee season.
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