Thursday, January 29, 2009
The face rings a bell
I got a haircut today, one of my favorite things to do. On a morning talk show was the scuttle-butt over Jessica Simpson's scuttle-butt. She has put on a few and I say beauty is within and hotness is at the core (just like mother earth).
Then they said something like we get to choose the best of the best picture to put on facebook and celebs get photos taken at most inopportune times.
I think I will choose the most unflatering picture of me so when people see me in person it will always be like, "Hey there dream boat." and I'll be like, "Sorry darlin' all of this is spoken for." and they will cry and I'll feel all hot.
So, I'm going on a chocolate, cheese and beer bender so I can get ready for my close-up.
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