Saturday, July 08, 2006
Rockstar
[insensitivity ALERT: I make crass comments about suicide and Brooke Burke]
I have a new favorite show that either showcases the music I love or confirms that I'm not worth a damn when I'm sitting on the couch.
Rockstar:Supernova on CBS, It is the second season. I didn't watch it last year but apparently INXS found a front man that wouldn't check his neck size while standing on a chair jerking off.
This season Tommy Lee, Jason Newsted and Gilby Clarke are looking for a lead singer. The funniest part of the show is how over-the-top everyone is proving they are God's incarnation of Rock itself. The music is awesome and some of the talent is superb.
Things that make the show irredeemable for watching: The so-called talent that sucks and couldn't find either a tune or rock-n-roll with a funnel and a flash light and don't know they suck. Brooke Burke, When someone can't read a teleprompter and gets paid a lot of money to do it I don't care how drop-dead sexy they are. It's almost as painful to watch Brooke stumble through her lines as it is to see some wedding singer whose forte is Dan Fogelberg and the lost recordings of sucky-slow ballads that they don't understand the words to.
I can't help but like how other host Dave Navaro, Tommy, Gilby and Jason interact with the contestants. And give proper props to those performing.
If you like the Rock-n-Roll then you should give this show a chance. If you don't - Matlock is on A&E.
I have a new favorite show that either showcases the music I love or confirms that I'm not worth a damn when I'm sitting on the couch.
Rockstar:Supernova on CBS, It is the second season. I didn't watch it last year but apparently INXS found a front man that wouldn't check his neck size while standing on a chair jerking off.
This season Tommy Lee, Jason Newsted and Gilby Clarke are looking for a lead singer. The funniest part of the show is how over-the-top everyone is proving they are God's incarnation of Rock itself. The music is awesome and some of the talent is superb.
Things that make the show irredeemable for watching: The so-called talent that sucks and couldn't find either a tune or rock-n-roll with a funnel and a flash light and don't know they suck. Brooke Burke, When someone can't read a teleprompter and gets paid a lot of money to do it I don't care how drop-dead sexy they are. It's almost as painful to watch Brooke stumble through her lines as it is to see some wedding singer whose forte is Dan Fogelberg and the lost recordings of sucky-slow ballads that they don't understand the words to.
I can't help but like how other host Dave Navaro, Tommy, Gilby and Jason interact with the contestants. And give proper props to those performing.
If you like the Rock-n-Roll then you should give this show a chance. If you don't - Matlock is on A&E.
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