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Tell him that Daddy his your secret identity becasue you are really the cousin of Captain Marvel. Just don't start wearing your under-roos on the outside of your pants, ok?
 

That is utterly adorable. Not the kids' comments- your reaction.

And if you ever tell anyone I used the word "adorable", I will be obligated to hold you down and shave off your beard again (perhaps adorning the outside of your pants with underoos in the process).
 

LOL! Or you could tell him that by night, when they're in bed sleeping, you secretly haunt the streets of Holliston protecting innocents from the seedy underground mafia spillover of the corrupt streets of Boston. you are BOSTON BAKED BEAN BOY! :D
 

Baked Bean Boy... Why do I get the feeling that his super power would clear a room? ;-)