7and8

Don't get me wrong, the following observations don't even come close to the ways in which I am aware I've embarassed myslef. I'd hate to find out about my oblivious moments.

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We went to a Barbecue once. The hostess had a 7 mo. old. An old friend of the couple came in, greeted the hostess and then the host. Privately the old friend said with a knowing smile and a friendly nudge, "So, it looks like she's expecting again. Good job." As you might have guessed she wasn't expecting.

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The other day was beautiful. It seemed everyone in town was out for a walk or on their bikes. A gentleman peddled past wearing his bike helmet backwards. I've seen this done before but not by anyone over the age of 6. I decided not to say anything.