7and8

There is no in between with poop. It's either disgusting or funny.

• disgusting when it is on you
• funny when it's on someone else
• disgusting if you dropped your cell in the toilet (on accident)
• funny when the cell starts to ring when you try to flush it
• disgusting when the kids have too much grape juice (and they are in diapers)
• funny when they grunt and try to talk about Power Rangers (an appropriate pairing)
• disgusting when the backyard thaws and you have two months worth of two dog's work
• funny when you find mostly intact crayons in the dog poop
• disgusting when you step in it, slide and your other knee lands in another pile
• funny to watch someone sliding...

I could probably do a list with farts but it would be almost redundant. Although a fart in church is about the funniest and most disgusting.

P.S. It's funny that blogger doesn't know the word fart when spell checked.