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Let us pretend that I sell air conditioners (AC).

A lot of elderly people buy AC.

I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me share my definition of OLD people. Those who hate the young due to their youth. There unhappiness has aged them and turned them into curmudgeons, codgers, the kind who you would picture yelling, "GET THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN!". Old people can be any age.

As I was saying, a lot of old people buy AC and from what I can tell the states that need AC the most (Florida and California) have elderly folks, or those who simply continue to age. These fine people seem to be happier. Perhaps it is that they decided that a new chapter of life started when they reached a certain age and moved toward the sun. The Midwest has the meanest SOB'n old people there are. Of course I'm generalizing since @$$holes can live wherever they like (for now) and as I said, be any age. My guess as to why old people are more common among the elderly is that they are mad they are not dead yet. And if they continue to be an @$$, I frankly can't wait either.

Here is to you people who are happy and try to spread it.

P.S. Wilhem, you are right. This does sound like a manefesto.